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A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I'm worried about my wife,
I think she's going deaf."
Doc says, "Well, when you get home,
try to figure out at what distance
she can hear, and we'll design a hearing aid for her."
So when the man gets home that day, he walks into the house,
sees his wife in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He slams the door and yells, "Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner?!"
No response!
He steps into the next room and yells
, "Honey, I'm home!!
What's for dinner?"
No response!
He steps into the doorway of the kitchen and yells,
"Honey, I'm home!!! What's for dinner?"
Still no response!
He walks right up to her and yells in her ear,
"Honey, I'm home!!! What's for dinner?"
She turns to him and yells, "
FOR THE FOURTH TIME, CHICKEN!!!!!"
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