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There was a schoolboy who wasn't so sure about Benjamin Franklin.
He was required to write an essay on Franklin's life.
He squirmed in his chair, chewed his pencil, took out a piece of paper,
wrote at the top of it, Benjamin Franklin, and then produced this masterpiece:
"Benjamin Franklin was born in Boston, but got tired of Boston
and moved to Philadelphia.
When he got to Philadelphia he was hungry, so he bought a loaf of bread.
He put the bread under his arm.
He walked up the street.
He passed a woman.
The woman smiled at him.
He married the woman and discovered electricity."
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