Big Sissy!

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

She was about to turn off the light
when he asked with a tremor in his voice,

 "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.

 "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice:
 "The big sissy!"

A guy calls the hospital.

 He says, "You gotta send help!

 My wife's going into labor! "

The nurse says, "Calm down.
Is this her first child?

He says, "No! This is her husband!