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A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid," said the man.
The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."
He then says, "Well, this is her husband.
Is she there?"
The woman replied, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone
who I figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming!
He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
She says, "What will I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk,
and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone.
The man hears footsteps and then, two gun shots.
Returning to the phone, the maid says,
"What do I do with the bodies?"
The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But we don't have a pool
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A long pause and the man says, "Is this 832-4821?"
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