A man on a scaffold was painting the building when he dropped his paintbrush.
As he leaned over the rail to watch his paintbrush fall, he yelled, "Quack, quack, gobble, gobble."
A man walking below was hit by the brush.
"Why didn't you warn me?" the man screamed at the painter.
"I did," the painter replied.
I yelled, "Quack, quack, gobble, gobble."
"What does that mean?" the man answered angrily.
"Duck, turkey!"
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