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A draftee was being questioned by an army psychiatrist.
"What do you think of the army?"
"I love it," the young man said.
"I want to wear the uniform proudly and learn all about being a soldier.
Write that down."
The psychiatrist went on, "Will you be a capable soldier?"
"Sir, give me a gun and I'll show you.
I'll shoot until the gun melts.
If I can't get another weapon,
I'll pick up a stick and go at the enemy with that.
Then I'll go at them barehanded.
I'll bite them if I have to.
Write that down."
The psychiatrist said, "You sound a little crazy."
"Write that down!"
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