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4-H Girls Win Prizes For Fat Calves
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Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Casey Stengel was once being heckled by a woman in the stands.
She shouted out, "
Stengel, if I were married to you,
I would feed you poison!"
Stengel yelled back,
"And if I were married to you,
I would take take it".
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