A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next to the bed on the floor.
He doesn't believe his dog is dead, so he takes him to the vet,
and the  vet says, "I'm sorry, but your dog is dead."

The man doesn't believe him and says, "I want a second opinion."
The doctor goes into the back and brings  out a cat.

The cat jumps all over the dog and bites it and says to the vet,  "Meeoowrr."

The vet says again, "I'm sorry, sir, your dog is  dead."

The man says, "No, I want another opinion."

So the doctor brings out a chocolate lab
and the lab jumps all over the dead dog and tugs at it and barks at it
and says to the vet, "Rrrrr."

The vet says, "I'm sorry, sir,  but your dog is dead,"
and the man says, "Okay, how much is that?"

"$500," the vet replies.

"$500 to tell me my dog is dead?"asks  the man.

"Well," the vet replies,
"My fee is 100 dollars, the cat scan was 300 dollars
 and the lab test was 200 dollars."