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Oh, That’s It!
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"Wow, you've lost a lot of weight. You look great!"
"I've been on a new diet."
“Really? What can you eat?"
"I can eat absolutely anything I want, any time of the day.
I'm just not allowed to swallow it."
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A tailor from New York City is on vacation in Miami
when he's struck by a taxi in front of a hotel.
A crowd gathers as the ambulance wails in the distance.
Someone covers the man with a blanket.
A woman leans over and asks, "Are you comfortable?"
The tailor replies, "I make a living."
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A bright farmboy announced to his weathered old Dad,
"I've decided to go to medical school and study anesthesiology."
"I wouldn't, if I were you, boy," a father said.
"By the time you graduate, they'll have a cure for it."
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Two prisoners were sharing their reason for being in prison.
One prisoner asked the other, "What are you in here for?"
"I stole a truckload of cement."
"Did they catch you red-handed?"
"Yeah, the evidence was pretty concrete."
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