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A retired workaholic is driving his wife crazy,
so she buys him a set of golf clubs and a country-club membership.
"This game is a mystery to me," the man tells the pro. "What do I have to do?"
"You hit the ball toward that flag down on the green."
The guy puts a ball on the tee, picks out a club and takes a swing.
The ball goes straight down the middle and rolls across the green,
stopping two inches from the hole.
The pro can't believe his eyes.
"What next?" The man asks.
"You're supposed to hit the ball into the cup."
"Now you tell me!"
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