A woman who had just completed a Red Cross course in CPR was crossing the street downtown.
She found a man lying face down in a flooded gutter.
Quickly, she rushed to his aid.
She turned him over all his back and immediately began to apply the so-called "kiss of life" by breathing into his mouth.
The man suddenly sat up and pushed the woman away from him,
"I don't know what you're doing," he shouted. "But I'm clearing the drain, and I'm a married man."
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