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A young, cocky cowboy was riding his horse one day
when he saw
a hunched over old farm hand on a mule.
Deciding to have a little fun the young cowboy drew his 6 shooter
and told the old man to get down of his mule.
He then asked the old man "if he had ever danced"
and began to empty his revolver at his feet with great laughter.
The old man slowly turned back to his mule (unamused )
and put his hand into his pack and pulled out a shotgun
and aimed it at the now bulletless young cowboy.
Then, he said "did you ever kiss a mule?"
To which the young cowboy said with fear in his voice,
"no but I have always wanted to!"
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