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Just Cross That...

Three friends who always argued about who was the smartest
are sitting on death row.

The first one's number comes up, but when he sits down in the electric chair, nothing happens.

The warden commutes his sentence on the spot and releases him.

The same thing happens with the second man and he is let go.

Then the third guy steps up to the platform and sits down.

The switch is pulled and again there is no electric charge.

But before the warden can say anything, the prisoner starts pointing excitedly.
"You know," he says,
"if you would just cross that black wire with the yellow one..."