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Two little girls are talking about the first girl's dog.

"My father has been training our dog to protect our house from strangers.
He's been putting on disguises and getting her to attack him."

The second little girl asks, "Is she learning?"

The first girl answers, "She certainly is...
now every time a stranger comes to the house, she bites Daddy." 

The physician phoned one of his delinquent patients.
"Mrs. Taylor," he said, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your check just came back."

"So did my arthritis," she replied. And hung up.

Lawyer: "How do you deal with persons seeking free advice at parties, Doctor?"

Doctor: "I tell them to undress."

A five-year-old was helping his father carry a newly built doghouse

The little boy proudly announced to his mother,
"Daddy and I put all this together, and we didn't even read the destructions."

A policeman was questioning two suspects.

"Where do you live?"  He asked the first.
"No permanent address."

"What about you?"  The policeman asked the second.
"Next door to him."