Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe  to go out and get something to eat.  They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.  Before long, along came this little old man . The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."  "No," said the father.”  "There's not enough meat on that one  to even feed the dogs.  We'll just wait."  Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said,  "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said.  "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman . The son  said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. “Let's eat her."   "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."   "Why not? " asked the son.  "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."