Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe
to go out and get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man
. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father.” "There's not enough meat on that one
to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad,
he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one.
We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman . The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad.
“Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?
" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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