“Pull Over!”

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car
on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting!

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver,
"PULL OVER!"

"NO! " the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

There were a blonde and a brunette driving and the brunette asks
to the blonde"go check my blinker!"
 
"Does it work?" 

Blonde: "Yes!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!" “Yes!” “No!” “Yes!”