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Nothing is as easy as it looks; everything takes longer than you think;
if anything can go wrong it will.
A day without a crisis is a total loss.
The other line always moves faster.
The chance of the bread falling with the peanut butter and jelly side down
is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Inside every large problem is a series of small problems
struggling to get out.
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item,
after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Any tool dropped while repairing a car
will roll underneath to the exact center.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash
when the garbage truck is two doors away.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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