He Can Have It!

Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."

Clem:  "That's awful. What happened?"

Lem: "Well a thief came in to rob a bank.
I drew my gun.

I told him that if he took one more step,
I'd let him have it ."

Clem: "What did thief do then?"

Lem: "He took one more step so I let him have it.

I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!"