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To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday,
we are going to have a special "
No Excuse Sunday."
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say,
"
Sunday is my only day to sleep in."
Murine will be available for those with tired eyes... from watching
television too late on Saturday night.
We will have steel helmets for those who say,
"The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."
Blankets will be provided for those who think the church is too cold,
and
fans for those who think the church is too hot.
We will have hearing aids for those who say,
"The Pastor speaks too softly,"
and cotton for those who say he preaches too loudly.
Score cards will be available for those who wish to list
the hypocrites present.
Some relatives will be in attendance for those
who like to go visiting on Sunday.
There will be 100 T.V. dinners for those who cannot go to church
and cook dinner also.
One section will be devoted to trees and grass
for those who like to seek God in nature.
Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.
Just suppose the Lord would begin tomorrow
to make people as sick as they claim to be on Sunday.
Some things sound humorous, but they are serious!
What is your excuse for not attending the House of the Lord?
See you next Sunday!
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