No Brain Professor

No Brain Professor!


                                                        

A college student was in a Philosophy class, where a class discussion
about whether or not God exists was in progress.


The professor had the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?"

Nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class touched God?"

Again, nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class seen God?"

When nobody spoke for the 3rd time, he simply stated, "Then there is no GOD."

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission
to speak.

 The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the
following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"

Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"

Absolute silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded,
 "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true
that our professor has no brain!"