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The FDA for turning water into wine without a license.
The EPA for killing fig trees.
The AMA for practicing medicine
without a license.
The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves,
for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness.
The NEA for teaching
without a certificate.
OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket
and for flying without an airplane.
The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea.
The NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice
on how to live a guilt-free life.
The NOW for not choosing a woman apostle.
The ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying
that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born.
The INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions.
And by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit.
-- Warren W. Wiersbe, THE INTEGRITY CRISIS
(Nashville: Thomas Nelson Publishers, 1991), p. 22.
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