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Heat Is Awful!

Two men with the same name lived near one another in the same subdivision.

One was a pastor; the other was a salesman.

The pastor died, and about the same time,
the salesman took a business trip to Florida.

When he arrived, he sent a telegram to his wife to let her know
he had gotten there safely.

By mistake, the message was delivered to the wife of the deceased pastor.

The telegram read:
"Arrived safely; heat here awful."