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Found No God

An astronomer was lecturing a group in France, and declared,
"I have swept the universe with my telescope, and I find no God."

A musician appropriately rebuked the astronomer:

"Your statement, sir, is as unreasonable as it is for me to say
that I have taken my violin apart,
have carefully examined each part with a microscope,
and have found no music
."