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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.
"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister,
"it's not half as bad as you think. EVERY marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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