Church Members Are Like...

A lot of members are like wheelbarrows -- not good unless pushed.
 
Some are like canoes -- need to be paddled.

Some are like kites -- if a string isn't kept on them, they fly away.

Some are like kittens -- more contented when petted.
 
Some are like balloons -- full of wind and ready to blow up.

Some are like footballs -- you can't tell which way they'll bounce next.
 
Some are like trailers -- they have to be pulled.
 
Some are like neon lights -- they keep going on and off.
 
Many, thank goodness, are like the North Star
 -- there when you need them, dependable and ever loyal."

See: Phil 1:27