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It was the day of the big sale.
Long before the store's opening time there was a long line
in front of the store.
As the time came for the store's opening,
a short man began pushing his way to the front of the line,
only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses.
On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw,
and
knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line,
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening the store!
"
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