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A copy machine at a community college was known for its inefficiency.
Tired of taking flak for its poor performance,
the department secretaries added the following note:
The Copier Is down.
Yes -- We have called for the service technician.
No -- They will not get here today.
No -- We cannot fix it ourselves.
No -- We don't know how long it will take.
No -- We don't know what caused it.
No -- We don't know who calls it.
Yes -- We are keeping it.
No -- We do not know what you are going to do.
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