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Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators
continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
Coca-Cola fizzled
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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