Successful Job Placement

Instructions:
Take the prospective employees you are trying to place
and put  them in a room with only a table and two chairs.

 Leave them alone for two hours, without instruction.
At the end of the time, go back and see what they are  doing.

If they have taken the table apart in that time,
put them in ENGINEERING.

If they are counting the butts in the ashtray,
assign them to FINANCE.

If they are screaming and waving their arms,
send them to MANUFACTURING.

If they are talking to the chairs,
PERSONNEL is a good spot for them.

If they are writing on the walls,
send them to TECHNICAL PUBLICATIONS.

If they don't even look up when you enter the room,
assign them to SECURITY.

If they try to tell you how much they've done so far,
definitely MARKETING.

If they are sleeping, they are MANAGEMENT material.

And if they've left early, put them in SALES.