| MANAGEMENT: That's very interesting.TRANSLATION: I disagree.
 MANAGEMENT: I don't totally disagree with you.TRANSLATION: You may be right, but I don't care.
 MANAGEMENT: You have to show some flexibility. TRANSLATION: You have to do it whether you want to or not.
 MANAGEMENT: You obviously put a lot of work into this.TRANSLATION: This is awful.
 MANAGEMENT: Help me to understand. TRANSLATION: I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't think you do either.
 MANAGEMENT: You need to see the big picture. TRANSLATION: My boss thinks it's a good idea.
 MANAGEMENT: We're going to follow a strict methodology here. TRANSLATION: We're going to do it my way.
 MANAGEMENT: I'd like your buy-in on this. TRANSLATION: I want someone else to blame when this thing bombs.
 MANAGEMENT: We want you to be the executive champion of this project. TRANSLATION: I want to be able to blame you for my mistakes.
 MANAGEMENT: We need to syndicate this decision. TRANSLATION: We need to spread the blame if it backfires.
 
 MANAGEMENT: It's not possible. It's impractical. It won't work.
 TRANSLATION: I don't know how to do it.
 MANAGEMENT: It's a no-brainer. TRANSLATION: It's a perfect decision for me to handle.
 MANAGEMENT: I'm glad you asked me that. TRANSLATION: Public relations has written a carefully phrased answer.
 MANAGEMENT: There are larger issues at stake. TRANSLATION: I've made up my mind so don't bother me with the facts.
 MANAGEMENT: I'll never lie to you. TRANSLATION: The truth will change frequently.
 MANAGEMENT: The upcoming reductions will benefit the vast majority of employees. TRANSLATION: The upcoming reductions will benefit me.    |