Just Like You!

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage.
I wish I had twenty customers like you."

"Gosh, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith.
"You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."

The factory owner said, "I'd still like twenty customers like you.

The problem is, I have two hundred!"