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A Catholic priest offered a dollar to the boy who could tell him
who was the greatest man in history.
"Christopher Columbus," answered the Italian boy.
"George Washington," answered the American boy.
"Saint Patrick," shouted the Jewish boy.
"The dollar is yours," said the priest.
"But why did you say Saint Patrick?"
"Well, I really knew it was Moses," said the Jewish boy,
"but business is business."
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