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Boss

Pity your boss.
The poor guy has to get up early to see who comes in late. 

If there were more self-starters, the boss would have to be a crank.

 Boss: "This is a suggestion. 
You don't have to follow it unless you want to keep your job."

A computer and a boss have one thing in common:
when they go out, nobody does any work.

Office secretary on telephone:
"He's gone out to lunch now, but he won't be gone long. Nobody took him."