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At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On an
Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming."
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
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