"A turtle who wanted to spend the winter in Florida,
but he knew he could never walk that far.

He convinced a couple of geese to help him,
each taking one end of a piece of rope,
while he clamped his vise-like jaws in the center.

The flight went fine until someone on the ground
looked up in admiration and asked,

"Who in the world thought of that? "

Unable to resist the chance to take credit,
the turtle opened his mouth to shout, "I did--"