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"A turtle who wanted to spend the winter in Florida, but he knew he could never walk that far.
He convinced a couple of geese to help him, each taking one end of a piece of rope, while he clamped his vise-like jaws in the center.
The flight went fine until someone on the ground looked up in admiration and asked,
"Who in the world thought of that?
"
Unable to resist the chance to take credit, the turtle opened his mouth to shout, "I did--"
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