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Real Self-control!
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"I'm rather proud of my self-control, "remarked Paul. "I've stopped smoking and stuck to it now for two weeks."
"That's simply a matter of commitment," responded his father.
"Real self-control is stopping the habit and refraining from telling anyone."
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"Grandpa, have you ever been wrong?" Asked little Mary.
"Oh, one time I thought I was, but I was obviously mistaken."
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After being pulled over for speeding, the speeder confronted the officer and said:
"Why don't you people get organized? First,you take away my driver's license and the next day you ask to see it."
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Coming upon a white leather football the farmers son had brought into the yard, the rooster called his hens around him.
"Now, ladies, I don't want to appear ungrateful, but I do want you to see what's being done in other yards."
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