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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise
in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember
whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in,
"Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs
and can't remember whether I was on my way up
or on my way down."
The third one responded,
" Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table,
then told them:
"
That must be the door, I'll get it!"
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