Uncle Frank, that 78, was a healthy and wealthy man, and a lifelong bachelor.
He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over -- just simmered."
On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country o look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women. They're all widows now!"
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