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Age Problems!
They're having an age problem.
He won't act his, and she won't tell hers.
You're getting older when it takes you more time to recover than it did to tire you out.
He’s at that age when everything about him is starting to click -- his knees, his elbows, his neck...
Doctor: "You should live to be 80."
Patient: "I am 85."
Doctor: "See -- what did I tell you!"
An elderly lady fills out the registration form at a Doctor's office.
After the address, the form asks for "Zip."
She writes, "Not bad for my age!"
"Wilbur, to what do you attribute your old age?"
"I was born a long time ago.”
